sass enthusiast, not twerking, (secretly) wishing to touch Beyoncé's butt, procrastinating, should be sleeping, looking 4 ambition, dreaming, and wishing to be grumpy cat as a living.
What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way
don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about
Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.