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sass enthusiast, not twerking, (secretly) wishing to touch Beyoncé's butt, procrastinating, should be sleeping, looking 4 ambition, dreaming, and wishing to be grumpy cat as a living.

 

sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

surprisebitch:

OH MY GOD SOMEONE MADE A GIF OF ME AND BRITNEY SPEARS TAKING A SELFIE WHEN I MET HER IN LONDON LAST TIME. THATS ME WITH THE RED IPHONE

surprisebitch:

OH MY GOD SOMEONE MADE A GIF OF ME AND BRITNEY SPEARS TAKING A SELFIE WHEN I MET HER IN LONDON LAST TIME. THATS ME WITH THE RED IPHONE

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(Source: xmidnightfantasy)

Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?

Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*

stopholdingontoair:

It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.

tyleroakley:

THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

(Source: fagbarbie)

cokeflow:

foxnewsofficial:

hey science side of tumblr there’s a load of blood in my ear what’s up with that

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